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King Dog

April 22, 2011
King Dog likes you. But only from a distance.

 

King Dog’s favorite toys are both a ball and a beaver, the finicky fellow.

King Dog must be snuggled for 20 minutes in both the morning and evening.

King Dog hunts socks with only his senses to guide him.

King Dog is highly offended by noisy food bowls.

King Dog is flexible. He could hit himself in the face with his tail, should he wish.

King Dog does not care that you took the whole evening to prepare his vegetables, he will not eat them.

King Dog will slay the evil vacuum. He will catch that glowing red dot. And he will dig a nest on the flat chair cushion!

King Dog is too important to watch where he is going.

King Dog likes you. But only from a distance.

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5 Comments leave one →
  1. saltybi11 permalink
    May 4, 2011 1:48 pm

    I wonder what king dog would think about lazer cat!?!

  2. May 22, 2011 1:27 am

    I’m the King Dog!! Although most of the time I’m just the hydrant……..

  3. August 29, 2011 8:20 pm

    hehehehe king dog is cute!

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